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Old 12-14-2007, 11:40 AM
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heres a phenomenon that you guys should know about but its still a mystery to me...


how come you are suddenly irresistable to women...when youre unavailable?

my older brothers say its cause women like a challenge but it happens when i am alone without my girl and i dont wear any kind of ring...its weird...when i am single i have to work overtime just to get a hello..but whenever i'm in a relationship here come the hottie *****...ring ring ...tommy can i come over and cook for you...ring ring....tommy how do you like this thong....ring ring....tommy can we just **** and forget it....ring ring....tommy heres a picture i took just now after my shower...ring ring...tomy my husband just left and......wtf....when i actually need a chick its like i'm a leper...now that i'm in love with my girl even the supermarket checkout girl is winkin...i swear god has a sense of humor
 
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
heres a phenomenon that you guys should know about but its still a mystery to me...


how come you are suddenly irresistable to women...when youre unavailable?

my older brothers say its cause women like a challenge but it happens when i am alone without my girl and i dont wear any kind of ring...its weird...when i am single i have to work overtime just to get a hello..but whenever i'm in a relationship here come the hottie *****...ring ring ...tommy can i come over and cook for you...ring ring....tommy how do you like this thong....ring ring....tommy can we just **** and forget it....ring ring....tommy heres a picture i took just now after my shower...ring ring...tomy my husband just left and......wtf....when i actually need a chick its like i'm a leper...now that i'm in love with my girl even the supermarket checkout girl is winkin...i swear god has a sense of humor
That's about the truth. I think they can smell it or something......
 
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Old 12-14-2007, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
heres a phenomenon that you guys should know about but its still a mystery to me...


how come you are suddenly irresistable to women...when youre unavailable?

my older brothers say its cause women like a challenge but it happens when i am alone without my girl and i dont wear any kind of ring...its weird...when i am single i have to work overtime just to get a hello..but whenever i'm in a relationship here come the hottie *****...ring ring ...tommy can i come over and cook for you...ring ring....tommy how do you like this thong....ring ring....tommy can we just **** and forget it....ring ring....tommy heres a picture i took just now after my shower...ring ring...tomy my husband just left and......wtf....when i actually need a chick its like i'm a leper...now that i'm in love with my girl even the supermarket checkout girl is winkin...i swear god has a sense of humor

When guys are looking for a woman it is pretty obvious. And the guys who have a woman normally arent out looking for one.

So if yer out with all yer meatball buddies and they are all trying to find a chick to scam on, they are gonna notice you are the one who isnt trying to get thier attention then they get curious as to why. Plus the fact if you have a woman that means you know how to treat her right and the single girl wishes she had a guy (IE: you) to treat her right

Plus i think guys that have women have a bit more confidence about them in general because they are not trying to fill that part of thier life at the moment and can focus on other things
 
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
we're puttin the cart before the horse krazy....this is gonna be the first date...really how many people think they'll be a second date? my money is on her doin the "emergency phone call routine" after the first 10 minutes...(you know...where you have a friend call you with a bogus emergency to give you an out)

her: hi
him: hello
her: so what do you do?
him: lets order
( they order a bs burger )
her: so nice to finally meet you in person...this is a nice place...uh...white castle is one of my favorites...cough cough
him: yeh...except for all the stupid people...i hate people...your breasts are big..heh heh...heh heh heh
her: check please


either that or he kills her and chops her up in the parking lot...lol
ROFL!!!! that is hilarious haha
 
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Old 12-15-2007, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
heres a phenomenon that you guys should know about but its still a mystery to me...


how come you are suddenly irresistable to women...when youre unavailable?

my older brothers say its cause women like a challenge but it happens when i am alone without my girl and i dont wear any kind of ring...its weird...when i am single i have to work overtime just to get a hello..but whenever i'm in a relationship here come the hottie *****...ring ring ...tommy can i come over and cook for you...ring ring....tommy how do you like this thong....ring ring....tommy can we just **** and forget it....ring ring....tommy heres a picture i took just now after my shower...ring ring...tomy my husband just left and......wtf....when i actually need a chick its like i'm a leper...now that i'm in love with my girl even the supermarket checkout girl is winkin...i swear god has a sense of humor
you are right on, when i got divorved from my first wife, i kept my ring on for awhile, damn likes moths to a flame. but usually those are the slutty weekend girls,,,, you dont want to take them home to mom.

now i have one that actually gets me and doesnt get pissed when i buy stuff for my car.... hell she encourages me to. anyway we have been together for 4 years now and just got married in August.

keep the good one forget the rest, a piece of *** is easy to find (for most guys,,,,anyway) the right one isn't as easy.
 
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