You Might Be a ricer if.....
You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months... Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1". You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them. You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings. Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light... You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds! You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses. if you can fit your fist into your exhaust tip You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE! If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet. EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette. If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does. If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your 1/4 mile E/T. You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai... Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed. If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed. Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds. You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts. You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche. You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine. If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata… If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ... You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp. You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s. You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™ You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic. Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory. after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner. Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills". you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate." drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents. |
LOL! thats grate i like the part about the white kid the best.:hahaha:
you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate." |
chuckle...you also might be a ricer if you do all this to a mustang:
Roush Spoiler Saleen Sideskirts Cobra Wheels (done) 03 Cobra Front Bumper Stalker Ram Air Hood GT "Stock" Rear Bumper Mach 1 Grille Delete (done) Bullitt Sidescoops (done) lol...j/k |
Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 295615)
chuckle...you also might be a ricer if you do all this to a mustang:
Roush Spoiler Saleen Sideskirts Cobra Wheels (done) 03 Cobra Front Bumper Stalker Ram Air Hood GT "Stock" Rear Bumper Mach 1 Grille Delete (done) Bullitt Sidescoops (done) lol...j/k but im staying with all "official heritage" mustang stuff :D |
Cept the stalker hood^^ lol
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Originally Posted by PColav6
(Post 295634)
Cept the stalker hood^^ lol
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 295636)
+1, thats not official nor does it look good or is even a real ram air hood.
the scoops are functional cause it lets a little more air to cool the engine a few degrees |
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Originally Posted by PColav6
(Post 295634)
Cept the stalker hood^^ lol
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Originally Posted by Mixedbreed02GT
(Post 295708)
try this on for size...maybe the stalker hood isn't exactly mustang, but you can't tell me the old mach 1's and boss's didn't have ram air hoods
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or you might be a ricer if your mod list looks like this lol
Pair of Flowmaster 40 Series Dual Chamber Mufflers 3.5" Gibson Tips 5% Window Tint all the way around Smoked Headlights w/ Clear Side Markers Mach 1 Grille Delete Kit 9" Billet Radio Antenna 03 Chrome Cobra Wheels 17x10.5" Wheels on the back 17x9" Wheels on the rear 315/35/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the rear 275/45/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the front Eibach Sportline Lowering Springs (2" drop in front/rear) Pro 5.0 Short Throw Shifter Bullitt Side Scoops GT Logo Coin Holder Delete 8000K High Intensity Discharge Light Kit 05+ Shifter Knob Pioneer 5900IB Aftermarket CD/MP3/AM/FM Head Unit Ipod 20GB MP3 Player w/ CD-I20o Pioneer Ipod Cable (pre-loaded w/ 4000+ Songs) Sirius Satellite Pioneer Compatible Tuner Custom Homemade Subwoofer Enclosure Alpine MRP-M850 Monochannel Class D Amplifier (800W RMS x 1 @ 2 ohms) 2 - 12" Kicker Dual Voice Coil 07CVR122 CompVR Subwoofers - 2ohm Ultra Linear 7 Band Graphic Equalizer Redline Tuning Gas Hood Struts Sound Destroyer Mat (100 sq. feet, 50 mil) installed in trunk, under back seat, on floor pan. MAC Performance Straight Shot Cold Air Intake so far around $5K in it give or take |
Originally Posted by PColav6
(Post 295709)
I didn't say they didn't have ram air hoods, they just never had something as oogly as the Stalker hood..have you considered a Mach 1 hood /w a shaker setup? Those are b-e-a-utiful.
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Originally Posted by B-rett
(Post 295710)
or you might be a ricer if your mod list looks like this lol
please get ride of those...they look like ass, and so do those ventshades on the back glass. your mustang isn't a 1969 Boss 429. |
Originally Posted by B-rett
(Post 295710)
or you might be a ricer if your mod list looks like this lol
Pair of Flowmaster 40 Series Dual Chamber Mufflers 3.5" Gibson Tips 5% Window Tint all the way around Smoked Headlights w/ Clear Side Markers Mach 1 Grille Delete Kit 9" Billet Radio Antenna 03 Chrome Cobra Wheels 17x10.5" Wheels on the back 17x9" Wheels on the rear 315/35/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the rear 275/45/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the front Eibach Sportline Lowering Springs (2" drop in front/rear) Pro 5.0 Short Throw Shifter Bullitt Side Scoops GT Logo Coin Holder Delete 8000K High Intensity Discharge Light Kit 05+ Shifter Knob Pioneer 5900IB Aftermarket CD/MP3/AM/FM Head Unit Ipod 20GB MP3 Player w/ CD-I20o Pioneer Ipod Cable (pre-loaded w/ 4000+ Songs) Sirius Satellite Pioneer Compatible Tuner Custom Homemade Subwoofer Enclosure Alpine MRP-M850 Monochannel Class D Amplifier (800W RMS x 1 @ 2 ohms) 2 - 12" Kicker Dual Voice Coil 07CVR122 CompVR Subwoofers - 2ohm Ultra Linear 7 Band Graphic Equalizer Redline Tuning Gas Hood Struts Sound Destroyer Mat (100 sq. feet, 50 mil) installed in trunk, under back seat, on floor pan. MAC Performance Straight Shot Cold Air Intake so far around $5K in it give or take |
hahahaha
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 295734)
jeebus...mixedbreed...is that your mods list??
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 295734)
jeebus...mixedbreed...is that your mods list??
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Fake ass Non Functional stalker ram air hood FTL!..
why is it called a RAM AIR hood if it foesent actually do anything? Should be "Stalker Ram Air Appearance Hood" FUNCTIONAL FTMFW! http://a870.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...15e1b9f41d.jpg |
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
(Post 295751)
Fake ass Non Functional stalker ram air hood FTL!..
why is it called a RAM AIR hood if it foesent actually do anything? Should be "Stalker Ram Air Appearance Hood" FUNCTIONAL FTMFW! http://a870.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...15e1b9f41d.jpg |
Bash B-Rett for being unique ftw! Rofl.
Hard headed again.. functional > everything else |
Originally Posted by stanger00
(Post 295748)
i wonder what my laundry list would look like or r3ds and venoms for that matter :eek:
i was noticing the large amount of appearance and audio items... |
Originally Posted by Mixedbreed02GT
(Post 295712)
you might be a ricer because you have gay lookin scoops that stick 10 feet out from the car on your rear 1/4 glass.
please get ride of those...they look like ass, and so do those Louvers on the back glass. your mustang isn't a 1969 Boss 429. |
Originally Posted by mustangvsix
(Post 295790)
louvers FTW!! Funny list!
the only good louvers I've seen are the ones that are flush on the 05+ |
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yeah i kind of like them i think they look better on the 05+.
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Originally Posted by Mixedbreed02GT
(Post 295712)
you might be a ricer because you have gay lookin scoops that stick 10 feet out from the car on your rear 1/4 glass.
please get ride of those...they look like ass, and so do those ventshades on the back glass. your mustang isn't a 1969 Boss 429. and im not sure but GT500 scoops last i checked were not ricer, and i prob get about 1 PM every few weeks wondering where i got those hideous things, but im sure you prob get pm's weekly wondering where you got your billet shorty antenna also lol |
Originally Posted by SnTBakosFinest
(Post 295763)
Bash B-Rett for being unique ftw! Rofl.
Hard headed again.. functional > everything else |
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
(Post 295801)
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