met a porn star on madison avenue
 

jenaveve jolie came through while i was standin around waiting for my girl to get out of work...man...usually porn stars look like shit when you meet em sans makeup but this one was better lookin...i started walkin towards her to ask her if she could sign my newspaper and i noticed the guy she was with....i caught her eye for a sec and i backed away....i swear she mouthed a lil thank you and kept goin....when i thought about it later....i figure maybe it would be kinda embarassing for a porno star out on a date if guys who habitually wack off to their videos come over for autographs...at least i caught her eye....WOOOOHOOOO

i think you need help man it seems like all you do is look at porn.

Never heard of her so I looked her up and damn.... She is UGLY! :diaf2:

lol most of them are.:(

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As if any of you rump ranger's would turn her down :BSmeter:

sorry Lance...I would turn her down...I'm not a jorts wearing old man truck driver!! :)

lmao @ you guys...yeah right...you guys would turn her down...ofcourse you would...look at her...only a blind old homeless guy would screw this chick...lmao...shes sooooooo ugly

k...whatever...new direction....considering she was walkin with her guy i started thinkin...could you marry a porno star...lets use bree olson/ ashlyn brooke as an example...you meet her...shes down to earth...you date her...you like her....could you marry her knowin what she does for a livin?

yeah...sorry man, just not doin anything for me.

Streetracer, you really used a bad pic of Jenaveve jolie. She doesn't look to good in that pic. But she is definately a 8 or a 8.5 for sure. As far as marrying a pornstar.....couldn't do it. I just couldn't marry a girl whos gonna be getting smashed by someone other than myself..:o

if she went by and you didn't say anything to her, when did you meet her?

no way would i ever marry a porn start!!!

oops...sorry codiddy...i was using the silly lil lingo called english....but since i dont speak your version i'll try and school you on everyone elses version of what "meet" means




1 a : to come into the presence of : FIND b : to come together with especially at a particular time or place <I'll meet you at the station> c : to come into contact or conjunction with

if you study the thesaurus for a verb replacement of "meet" you would find

run into
come across
see

i think you are confusing meet with a word like converse...i can see how you would make that mistake because "meet" and "converse" look so alike because they both have 2 "e"s in them.....chuckle chuckle......










































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Actually I think I was confusing the word meet with saw. since according to your story, you SAW her walk by. If you never speak to someone, you've never met.

Don't get your panties in a bunch its still cool to see a (pseudo) celebrity walk by.

still not a fan of the dictionary huh? lol