Shake...
 

and Bake.

I'd like to thank little baby jesus for this food and poweraid, kfc, taco bell.

i knew that was coming!!!!

And for my beautiful wife and boys Walker and Texas Ranger.

:confused:

is this fonc's way of telling us he boned some gay french guy?

ricky bobby ownz all

+1

i like to picture jesus in one of those tuxedo shirts

I like stoner jesus from Dogma. He's k3wl.

Good 'ol Buddy Christ

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!

Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!

Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!

Ricky Bobby: Come on!

Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!

Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!

Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.

Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

Chip: What is wrong with you?

Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

if ya aint first yer last

lmao, that movie was funny as hell

funny movie but if you want a movie and a character to quote.....look no further than "gangs of new york" and pretty much everything "bill the butcher" says is golden