ahh girls..help
#32
04-18-2007, 02:45 PM
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Dude, you think YOU have girl problems?
I just found out today when me and the girlfriend went to the maternity clinic that sex is now strictly off limits, no form of sex whatsoever. looks like her cervix is weakening, and doin the deed could send her in premature labor. so i got 2 months before the baby is due. then another month untill she is gonna be able to have sex again.
so i aint gettin laid for 3 months......
I just found out today when me and the girlfriend went to the maternity clinic that sex is now strictly off limits, no form of sex whatsoever. looks like her cervix is weakening, and doin the deed could send her in premature labor. so i got 2 months before the baby is due. then another month untill she is gonna be able to have sex again.
so i aint gettin laid for 3 months......
#33
04-18-2007, 02:49 PM
That sucks dude. Not having a girl or getting the sex sucks, but having a girl and not still not getting the sex sucks so much worse. I don't suppose you could talk your woman into alternative methods.
#34
04-18-2007, 03:15 PM
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so basically, everything is off the table.
#36
04-18-2007, 03:42 PM
Dude, you think YOU have girl problems?
I just found out today when me and the girlfriend went to the maternity clinic that sex is now strictly off limits, no form of sex whatsoever. looks like her cervix is weakening, and doin the deed could send her in premature labor. so i got 2 months before the baby is due. then another month untill she is gonna be able to have sex again.
so i aint gettin laid for 3 months......
I just found out today when me and the girlfriend went to the maternity clinic that sex is now strictly off limits, no form of sex whatsoever. looks like her cervix is weakening, and doin the deed could send her in premature labor. so i got 2 months before the baby is due. then another month untill she is gonna be able to have sex again.
so i aint gettin laid for 3 months......
#38
04-18-2007, 05:14 PM
jack since you can't have any sex for a few months you better make sure you tell the doctor you want the daddy stitch! Then it will be worth the 3 month wait. ha ha ha.
You could always go to a massage place and get a rub-n-tug or knobnoster for $50. ha ha ha
Plus badfish can't miss what he's never had! ha ha ha....sorry badfish
You could always go to a massage place and get a rub-n-tug or knobnoster for $50. ha ha ha
Plus badfish can't miss what he's never had! ha ha ha....sorry badfish
#40
04-18-2007, 11:09 PM
#42
04-20-2007, 01:59 PM
You need to grow up young man, drinking, smoking pot. etc. will get you nothing but misery later in life, do you want to work at your local Wal-Mart for the rest of your life?
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
#43
04-20-2007, 02:04 PM
You need to grow up young man, drinking, smoking pot. etc. will get you nothing but misery later in life, do you want to work at your local Wal-Mart for the rest of your life?
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
#44
04-20-2007, 02:10 PM
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You need to grow up young man, drinking, smoking pot. etc. will get you nothing but misery later in life, do you want to work at your local Wal-Mart for the rest of your life?
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
#45
04-20-2007, 02:21 PM
You need to grow up young man, drinking, smoking pot. etc. will get you nothing but misery later in life, do you want to work at your local Wal-Mart for the rest of your life?
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.
#46
04-20-2007, 02:31 PM
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once you are a bit older and have a few more notches on the belt yer gonna have a better idea of what you are looking for. But for now, it doesent really matter, as long as you dont let them pull you down.
Have some fun, but realize NONE of these girls are the right girl, even though each one will feel like it.
and STAY AWAY FROM THE METH ADDICTS for the LOVE OF GOD do NOT **** girls that are into crystal, they will suck you on that **** and you will be sittin there like a bad dave chapelle sketch in no time.
#49
04-20-2007, 06:01 PM
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lol.
aaanyway..shes not a stoner, shes not an alcoholic..neither am i...we're graduationg HS going to college...its all in good fun. and pile driver..you're stupid. you assume that because i drink and smoke, means i dont have good grades, and havent already got accepted into a college. great assesment. but uh yeah for now this girl is the ****..i like her for so many reasons.
here's a pic i guess...
aaanyway..shes not a stoner, shes not an alcoholic..neither am i...we're graduationg HS going to college...its all in good fun. and pile driver..you're stupid. you assume that because i drink and smoke, means i dont have good grades, and havent already got accepted into a college. great assesment. but uh yeah for now this girl is the ****..i like her for so many reasons.
here's a pic i guess...
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