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True Story.....
So I walk into my friendly Wal-Mart to purchase a pack of gum and some male prophylactics, I really needed the gum BTW.
Anyways, I put my Triple Berry Hubba Bubba Bubble gum and my Trojans on the counter and the girl rings me up. I pay, she hands me my receipt and tells me to have a nice day..... I reply, Nice Day? Are you serious? Of course I am gonna have a nice day, I just bought a pack of Triple Berry Hubba Bubba, its Triple Berry for gods sake! Needless to say, she looked like she was gonna cry she was laughing so hard. |
I guess you sorta just had to have been there....
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good story :rolleyes:
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why dont we all share stories?
A while back I am looking through CVS with my g/f and stang00 (I think) and ask the young looking guy in the back if he has anything for snoring and he asks me "To stop it?" and I look at him in all seriousness and say "No to start it." (it like a 'heres your sign' situation) Then we both laugh and he shows me some menthol spray to stop my horrible snoring for my g/f |
One time, in band camp...
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all i heared was...
Originally Posted by Ghostalker
(Post 218301)
this one time, in band camp, i stuck a flute in my pussy
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well how was your day?
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LOL Nice one Mike.
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Originally Posted by madmatt
(Post 218331)
LOL Nice one Mike.
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umm jon, STFU, I thought it was funny :shrug:
must be because im a loser or something, hey, dont you have a truck to wreck? :D jk |
Originally Posted by Badfish
(Post 218335)
umm matt..i think i see something brown on your nose..might wanna wipe that off
Oh wait, you do have a sense of humor, you bought a Ranger. :kekekegay: |
Originally Posted by mcmmotorsports
(Post 218339)
Oh wait, you do have a sense of humor, you bought a Ranger. :kekekegay:
stang00 is still tormented because of his lost pony, and you shall aswell, though your motives were different your decision to sell your mustangs still stands... Your torment shall end the day you return to the word that is everything mustang. I feel bad that it was a better idea right now to sell it for your position, but there couldve been another way, there always is. |
all honestly here...
I dont get it :( |
Originally Posted by mcmmotorsports
(Post 218264)
So I walk into my friendly Wal-Mart to purchase a pack of gum and some male prophylactics, I really needed the gum BTW.
Anyways, I put my Triple Berry Hubba Bubba Bubble gum and my Trojans on the counter and the girl rings me up. I pay, she hands me my receipt and tells me to have a nice day..... I reply, Nice Day? Are you serious? Of course I am gonna have a nice day, I just bought a pack of Triple Berry Hubba Bubba, its Triple Berry for gods sake! Needless to say, she looked like she was gonna cry she was laughing so hard. That was pretty good. |
Originally Posted by Shambles
(Post 218473)
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That was pretty good. :rolleyes: |
Originally Posted by madmatt
(Post 218551)
Shambles, quit being a kissass...
:rolleyes: |
Who the hell do I have to kiss ass to?
You should be kissing ass to ME! |
Originally Posted by Shambles
(Post 218733)
Who the hell do I have to kiss ass to?
You should be kissing ass to ME! |
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