Lone Ranger

*Lances03SVT* · 10-10-2006, 03:14 PM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it
seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto ?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than buffalo shit! . It means someone stole tent."

r3dn3ck · 10-10-2006, 03:16 PM

roflmfao. Good one.

*4.6 Love* · 10-10-2006, 03:44 PM

Oldie but goodie....

mustangvsix · 10-10-2006, 08:08 PM

haha, that was pretty funny.

GTmustang04 · 10-10-2006, 08:53 PM

lmao that was good.

GREG@SN95 · 10-10-2006, 09:13 PM

10-10-2006, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,266	Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto ?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit! . It means someone stole tent." __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

10-10-2006, 03:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,169	Oldie but goodie.... __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

10-10-2006, 08:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
mustangvsix 4 point 6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flagstaff, Az / Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,477	haha, that was pretty funny. __________________ 2001 True Blue Cobra Convertible 1 of 292 #935 built on 4/20/01

10-10-2006, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	lol

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10-10-2006, 03:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
r3dn3ck Wowbagger hates me too! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magrathea/California Posts: 7,146	roflmfao. Good one.

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GTmustang04 Stereo Nut Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 83	lmao that was good.

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