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Old 10-10-2006, 03:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it
seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto ?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than buffalo shit! . It means someone stole tent."
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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roflmfao. Good one.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, that was pretty funny.
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Old 10-10-2006, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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