Joke of the Day, 9/15/06

mcmmotorsports · 09-15-2006, 06:28 PM

A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, "Doctor I
have this problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me too much... my gas never smells, and they're always quiet. But I've been doing it very
often."

The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, "In fact, I've
farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably
didn't know I was pasing gas because they don't smell and they're silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week. "The next week the lady comes back.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my
gas...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."

Ghostalker · 09-15-2006, 06:32 PM

I lolled

*Lances03SVT* · 09-15-2006, 06:44 PM

Damn funny

*madmatt* · 09-15-2006, 07:21 PM

Lmfao!!!

DarkSith · 09-15-2006, 07:38 PM

Nice avatar Optimus. lol

GREG@SN95 · 09-16-2006, 08:07 AM

09-15-2006, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
mcmmotorsports One Bad Mother Trucker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Eastern, NC Posts: 2,773	Joke of the Day, 9/15/06 A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me too much... my gas never smells, and they're always quiet. But I've been doing it very often." The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, "In fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably didn't know I was pasing gas because they don't smell and they're silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. "The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my gas...although still silent...stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." __________________

09-15-2006, 06:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ghostalker BOLO 4 ME Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Danbury, CT Posts: 2,285	I lolled __________________ Ghosty is in need of some mods...

09-15-2006, 06:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,224	Damn funny __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

09-15-2006, 07:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,922	Lmfao!!! __________________ RPMPlanets

09-15-2006, 07:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
DarkSith Victory Is Mine Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake City, SC Posts: 1,327	Nice avatar Optimus. lol __________________

09-16-2006, 08:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	lmao

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