Redneck Special Forces

*Lances03SVT* · 09-07-2006, 01:53 PM

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

jjtgiants · 09-07-2006, 01:55 PM

ha ha ha.....that's damn funny! You better tell Greg it's a joke cause he's probably trying to enlist right now! ha ha ha

Ghostalker · 09-07-2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjtgiants

ha ha ha.....that's damn funny! You better tell Greg it's a joke cause he's probably trying to enlist right now! ha ha ha

+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lances03SVT

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Hilarious

csledd · 09-07-2006, 02:39 PM

hahahha.. i gotta show that to my dad

Nofire · 09-07-2006, 02:56 PM

Where do we sign up?

09-07-2006, 03:31 PM

im not a redneck, but ill go...just gimme some guns and ammo and I'd love to personally kill every one of those dousche bag terrorists.

Badfish · 09-07-2006, 04:46 PM

towel head target practice!

PColav6 · 09-07-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjtgiants

ha ha ha.....that's damn funny! You better tell Greg it's a joke cause he's probably trying to enlist right now! ha ha ha

New jersey aint redneck country, he's a wanna-be.

09-07-2006, 10:49 PM

yeah greg's just a wannabe red neck, i found out hes a city boy.

rebelyell · 09-07-2006, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lances03SVT

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Whoa now... Just cause NC is a northern state, don't mean we aint rednecks too. Please add us to that list.. LOL ..

Shambles · 09-08-2006, 04:11 AM

rofl...they expect the problem to be over by Friday.

Thats pretty good.

GREG@SN95 · 09-08-2006, 09:29 AM

lol...

it'd be like real life countersrike but with .357s and shotguns

09-07-2006, 01:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,246	Redneck Special Forces Special Bulletin from the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

09-07-2006, 02:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
csledd DSG!!! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Paducah, KY Posts: 3,074	hahahha.. i gotta show that to my dad __________________ CAP DSG Registry 2003 Mustang GT - daily driven check out my cardomain for more info 296 rwhp / 310 rwtq Money spent @ AM: $4623.20 1984 Mustang Hatch - low budget project

09-07-2006, 02:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nofire Sooner #65 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: University of Oklahoma Posts: 692	Where do we sign up? __________________ 2004 Mach 1----Black--------Sold. 285HP, 304TQ I WANT MORE!!!

09-07-2006, 04:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,895	towel head target practice! __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

09-08-2006, 04:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	rofl...they expect the problem to be over by Friday. Thats pretty good. __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

09-07-2006, 01:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,762	ha ha ha.....that's damn funny! You better tell Greg it's a joke cause he's probably trying to enlist right now! ha ha ha

09-07-2006, 03:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
zigzaggthefag321 Posts: n/a	im not a redneck, but ill go...just gimme some guns and ammo and I'd love to personally kill every one of those dousche bag terrorists.

09-07-2006, 10:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
SpinMedia Posts: n/a	yeah greg's just a wannabe red neck, i found out hes a city boy.

09-08-2006, 09:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	lol... it'd be like real life countersrike but with .357s and shotguns

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