Redneck Home Security System
 

Redneck Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition.


Back In an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part In it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.


Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

lol

damn...I thought you were talking about me for a second.