Fake vs. Real
The difference between FAKE friends and REAL friends
> >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. >REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs >REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. >REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we messed up ... but >that was so much fun!" > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. >REAL FRIENDS: cry with you > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. >REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. >REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. >REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. >REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. >REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had >enough. >REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say " You >betta drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." > >FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk junk to the person who talks junk about you. >REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out |
Damn true!!
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My freinds wouldnt bail me out of jail they would come and laugh at me. I would do the same thing though lol.
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True...true...
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nice 1, all of that is sooo true
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very true...except for the dad/mom one its not really the thing to do
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sounds like my friends...
the "real" ones that is... |
Fake Vs. Real?
Damn. i thought this was gonna be another thread discussing badfish's back titters. |
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Fake Vs. Real?
Damn. i thought this was gonna be another thread discussing badfish's back titters. this thread has been hijacked! EVERYONE JOIN THE BACK TIRRERS FAN CLUB... take the avitar that you see I have and use it as your own! |
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