Mustang Boards - Joke of the Day, 7/18/06

There were three football fans walking towards the Football Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them noticed a leg sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed that it was a dead naked woman. The Cowboys fan took off his cap and set it on her right breast, the Giants fan took off his hat and set it on her left breast, and the Redskins fan took off his hat and set it on her groin area. Shortly after that the police showed up and the sherriff started his inspection. He picked up the Cowboys cap and put it back down and took notes. Then he looked under the Giants cap and put it back down and took notes. Then the sherriff looked under the Redskins cap and put it down. Then the sherriff looked under the Redskins cap again and put it down. Then he looked under the Redskins cap a third time and put it down. The Redskins fan got upset and asked the sherriff "Why do you keep looking under my cap?" The sherriff said "I was expecting to see an Asshole under the Redskins cap."