Texas Hwy Patrol....SO TRUE!!

mcmmotorsports · 05-19-2006, 04:58 AM

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by
a Highway Patrolman. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with
his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked
him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?"
the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the patrolman answered. "When we pull
you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to
your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and
didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's
license--he's clean and
gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the
passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the patrolman smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making
your wish come true," replied the patrolman. "Making WHAT wish
come true?" the passenger asked. "'cause I know you New York types," the
patrolman says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy
and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that sh1t with me!!

kcast · 05-19-2006, 05:02 AM

ahahaha

todd03blown · 05-19-2006, 05:35 AM

hahahahahaha....now that is some funny chit!!!

*madmatt* · 05-19-2006, 06:34 AM

LOL Nice.

foncarelli · 05-19-2006, 06:49 AM

They switch that one around according to the state you live in. LOL

steve-o · 05-19-2006, 10:00 AM

hahahahahhhahaaa that's funny

*4.6 Love* · 05-19-2006, 10:08 AM

Very true....

...

Fat Lard · 05-19-2006, 12:35 PM

May switch it around to every state's name. But Texas troopers hold true. Lol nice find.

GREG@SN95 · 05-19-2006, 02:32 PM

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

funny thing is the the passenger really woulda said that that... ha ha ha ha

05-19-2006, 04:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
mcmmotorsports One Bad Mother Trucker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Eastern, NC Posts: 2,773	Texas Hwy Patrol....SO TRUE!! Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the patrolman answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the patrolman smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the patrolman. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "'cause I know you New York types," the patrolman says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that sh1t with me!! __________________

05-19-2006, 05:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
kcast Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 104	ahahaha __________________ 2004 Redfire COBRA! #917 of 3,768 Mods Borla Stinger Catback UPR Catted X-pipe Steigy Blower/TB/Plenum Port SFPHQ 2.80 Upper LFP 100mm aux idler UPR Short throw Steeda CAI Spec III clutch (i think) Wideband A/F Lowered (dont know what springs) 507rwhp 497rwtq <--old numbers w/alot of belt slip Boost gauge/AFR gauge on A-pillar

05-19-2006, 05:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
todd03blown Blowns the only way!!! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 785	hahahahahaha....now that is some funny chit!!! __________________ 2008 Nissan Maxima SE Black on Black baby!!

05-19-2006, 06:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,919	LOL Nice. __________________ RPMPlanets

05-19-2006, 06:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,648	They switch that one around according to the state you live in. LOL __________________

05-19-2006, 10:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
steve-o Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Thornton, Colorado Posts: 224	hahahahahhhahaaa that's funny __________________ 2004 Mustang GT DSG...basic bolt-ons.

05-19-2006, 10:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,145	Very true....... __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

05-19-2006, 12:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fat Lard Brillant!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Spring, Tx Posts: 797	May switch it around to every state's name. But Texas troopers hold true. Lol nice find. __________________ Guinness Drinker.

05-19-2006, 02:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! funny thing is the the passenger really woulda said that that... ha ha ha ha

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