F the POLICE!
 

wow... seriously...

here in newark... the cops dont care about kids smokin pot or roamin around the campus drunk... but this is terrible...

me and my two pals went to home depot... 10 min drive... to get some spray paint to stencil some t shirts they got...

well next door was an auto zone... my one bud needed a fule pres regulator for his chevy pickup... out of stock...

then something caught my eye...

AIRHORN!

so we bought it...

drivin through the streets of Newark with the top down... the kid (tyler) in the back would pop out of the car and blow the air horn off at unsuspected people...

ha ha ha ha... the one woman must have thought it was gonna be a drive by and covers her head... then he blows off the horn and she jumped out of her pants... ha ha ha... then she started laughing (like most people do)

So we did it to a crossing guard... he laughed... then we hear a siren from behind...

so i pull over thinkin theres an EMT way back in traffic... then this suburban pulls next to me and stops... i was like... wtf is this ying yang doin...

THE GUY STARTS YELLIN AT US...

he had a siron on the car...

hes says we better stop or he "Write me a ticket and i'll lose my license"

Well... we cracked up laughing!

I said... I'm sorry sir, but there is nothing illegal about this... its just like beepin the car horn but louder...

he goes... ok... gimme that... I said no, its mine, i want it...

he replies, give it to me NOW general or i'll write you a ticket GENERAL!

so... I corrected him again... I said, "i think you mean duke, the car was general, the person drivin was a duke"

my bud in the passenger **** laughing...

he says to him how bout you stick that up your ass!

then a cop on a bike came up to his car... and I gave him the horn... i didnt feel like getting hassled over something so stupid...

so i raised the volume on my ACDC tunes and drove away (pretty fast too)

lmao...

thats funny....he's worse than roscoe there..haha...roscoe was the SH!T!!

your an idiot.

lmfao

hahaha....god you're such a redneck

lmfao

Rofl.....:D

wow Greg, you better watch out next time, cops can get you for anything your not invincible, thats being said GOOD STORY! ha ha

i used to do stuff like that, my friends and i used to egg on coming cars and people on bikes ha ah so funny!

hehe....lol
acdc rocks!:punk:

we do the airhorn ****... people have freaked out... one time i was driving a bunch of friends in my parents SUV and my girlfriend throws a confetti egg (thin shelled wax egg filled with confetti) at an oncoming suv (a yukon i believe) She was on in the passenger seat to the right of me, obviousely, and tossed it OVER OUR SUV and onto their SUV, an amazingly timed and angled shot... and he slamms on his brakes and turns around to chase us. i use my sick SUV driving skills to meander the SUV into a nearby parking lot and he speeds by, but he catches us with out lights off in the corner of his eye, and turns around, i decided not to flee again (for fear it was an off duty cop or somebody who could **** us up physically) my friends were mad that i decided to wait for him, he came over ,talked to us that we could haveseriousely hurt his car, we told him it was a confetti egg and he thought it was something heavier, because it made a pop sound, the sound of the egg popping, so we left. gay story by comparison

yeah greg you are a moron. if you are gonna do an airhorn, go all out. check out the videos on this website.

www.hornblasters.com

How come every time i think of greg i get a cross image of Joe Dirt and Cartman?

LOL. anyone else see that southpark with the dog whisperer? almost **** my pants.

lol, I saw it, it was pretty damn funny

they're a bunch of rookies... we brought em to highschool, and scared the **** outa our classes, in college we jump out of trees behind people as they are walking and blow it off...

ha ha ha...

:stupid:

almost pissed myself...