Marriage test story

FritoBandito · 03-28-2006, 07:41 AM

PENDING MARRIAGE
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........

BrentK · 03-28-2006, 07:54 AM

haha thats a good one

Grimmz · 03-28-2006, 08:14 AM

LMFAO!!!! HAHA thats great! DAT A BOY!...

csledd · 03-28-2006, 08:22 AM

Pwnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shambles · 03-28-2006, 08:39 AM

Oldie but a goodie!

theponyfactor · 03-28-2006, 08:40 AM

LOL I didnt see that coming at all. thats awesome

Rabbit · 03-28-2006, 09:06 AM

well ****! That was funny as hell!

*madmatt* · 03-28-2006, 09:13 AM

LOL heard it before too, but a great one.

94StangGTVert · 03-28-2006, 10:34 AM

Heard it a while back but I forgot the punchline...That was good for another laugh, made my day

03-28-2006, 07:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
FritoBandito Married. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: OK Posts: 1,234	Marriage test story PENDING MARRIAGE My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........ __________________ 2004 OXFORD GT Parts that matter:K&N,O/R-H,Flow 40's,Xcal2,FRPP 4.10s, Bullitt Susp. kit

03-28-2006, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
BrentK Win it or wreck it Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: My Heart is in Ohio Posts: 1,294	haha thats a good one __________________ 2003 GT

03-28-2006, 08:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Grimmz Jack Touched Me...I Cried Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD Posts: 3,751	LMFAO!!!! HAHA thats great! DAT A BOY!... __________________ 2003 Manual V6 "ETHEL" My CarDomain::Updated 12/31/05:: Engine Start-Up, Rev,and Walk Around , Drive By 3.8 Mustang Forum Exhaust's DSG Registry #0032 Props to Slither for the Sig!!!

03-28-2006, 08:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
csledd DSG!!! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Paducah, KY Posts: 3,074	Pwnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ CAP DSG Registry 2003 Mustang GT - daily driven check out my cardomain for more info 296 rwhp / 310 rwtq Money spent @ AM: $4623.20 1984 Mustang Hatch - low budget project

03-28-2006, 08:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	Oldie but a goodie! __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

03-28-2006, 08:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
theponyfactor Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 739	LOL I didnt see that coming at all. thats awesome __________________ 1995 3.8L Ford Mustang Chrome 17" fr500s//Mac Y-Pipe Exhaust//SS Bumper Inserts//H&R Sport Springs//Mach 1 Takeoff Shocks & Struts//MM C/C Plates//Very Slow

03-28-2006, 09:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
Rabbit Cops Love Me! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winder, GA Posts: 1,491	well **! That was funny as hell! __________________ Preformance: Flows, MAC o/r H, 3.73 Gears, Pro 5.0, JLT RAI,MM SFC, Eibach Sportlines Looks** 5% tint, Chopped Antenna (14"), 35th Aniv. Bezel, White Gauges & A/C Panel, Taillight Blackouts, Mach1 Grill Delete, Mach 1 Pedals, 03 Cobras, Chrome Bumper Inserts, FRPP Shift Knob, Skull Emblem Cover

03-28-2006, 09:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	LOL heard it before too, but a great one. __________________ RPMPlanets

03-28-2006, 10:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
94StangGTVert LED Dash conversion FTW! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 247	Heard it a while back but I forgot the punchline...That was good for another laugh, made my day __________________

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