Your hair smells great....

foncarelli · 03-13-2006, 09:13 PM

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells great. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What is so sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells good?"

The woman replies, "Duh? Hello? It's Keith, the midget!!!!!!":-)

mustangvsix · 03-13-2006, 09:24 PM

that was dirty, but very funny...

3V2000GT · 03-13-2006, 09:53 PM

ha ha that is soo funny

macs03GT · 03-13-2006, 11:37 PM

hahahaha midgets are great

roushrider81 · 03-14-2006, 03:33 AM

lol great but i prefered a bald down there

Grimmz · 03-14-2006, 06:17 AM

:banana: LoL giggity! Neone see the midget bull fighting on Bravo last night...AHAHAHAHA....:clap:

Mikes04stang · 03-14-2006, 06:21 AM

LMAO good one. ima have to pass that one on....:clap:

01GTBlown · 03-14-2006, 06:58 AM

LOL, damn midgets are always carpet munchers!

*4.6 Love* · 03-14-2006, 11:17 AM

Rofl.....

WaterDR · 03-14-2006, 01:17 PM

That is an old joke and the line used to be "Gee your hair smells traffic" because it was an old line from a shampoo comercial that got played over and over.

But I still laughed.

foncarelli · 03-14-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MT's#1Customer!

That is an old joke and the line used to be "Gee your hair smells traffic" because it was an old line from a shampoo comercial that got played over and over.

But I still laughed.

Well, thats how it was when i recieved it in my email the other day and i thought i would share it with everyone else. I dont think anything is new nowadays. Everything is a re-post.

Shambles · 03-14-2006, 02:10 PM

O christ thats just wrong.

Quite good though.

03-14-2006, 06:24 PM

ha ha ha... that was real funny... "duh... he's a midget"

WaterDR · 03-14-2006, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foncarelli

Well, thats how it was when i recieved it in my email the other day and i thought i would share it with everyone else. I dont think anything is new nowadays. Everything is a re-post.

Sorry dude, I did not mean to sound like a dick.

03-13-2006, 09:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,654	Your hair smells great.... Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells great. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What is so sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells good?" The woman replies, "Duh? Hello? It's Keith, the midget!!!!!!":-) __________________

03-13-2006, 09:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
mustangvsix 4 point 6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flagstaff, Az / Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,438	that was dirty, but very funny... __________________ 2001 True Blue Cobra Convertible 1 of 292 #935 built on 4/20/01

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3V2000GT 46MONSTER Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 2,209	ha ha that is soo funny __________________ 2000 GT Black on Tan, TKO 600: 370rwhp 370rwtq NA Built 3v 2004 Honda CBR 600 F4i Black/Red 2000 SVT Lightning Silver i love jinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roushrider81 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gardner, MA Posts: 1,366	lol great but i prefered a bald down there __________________ Car Exhaust=Click here to see Video

03-14-2006, 06:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Grimmz Jack Touched Me...I Cried Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD Posts: 3,751	:banana: LoL giggity! Neone see the midget bull fighting on Bravo last night...AHAHAHAHA....:clap: __________________ 2003 Manual V6 "ETHEL" My CarDomain::Updated 12/31/05:: Engine Start-Up, Rev,and Walk Around , Drive By 3.8 Mustang Forum Exhaust's DSG Registry #0032 Props to Slither for the Sig!!!

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macs03GT CMAC Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,034	hahahaha midgets are great

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Mikes04stang Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: dallas texas Posts: 495	LMAO good one. ima have to pass that one on....:clap: __________________ mach 1 chin spoiler, billet grille, short antenna, silverstar headlights, steeda tri-ax with mach 1 shift ball, 17x9 black chrome bullitts out front and 17x10.5 out back wrapped in sumitomos, tinted windows, tail lights, and side markers, ss bumper inserts, h&r super sports, BIG system.

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WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	That is an old joke and the line used to be "Gee your hair smells traffic" because it was an old line from a shampoo comercial that got played over and over. But I still laughed. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

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Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	O christ thats just wrong. Quite good though. __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

03-14-2006, 06:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	ha ha ha... that was real funny... "duh... he's a midget"

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