Holy Cow! Its the April Contest!
#391
Alex Tribek: "Here we are, the last question. Whoa! It's a Picture Daily Double!"
* ding *
"Yes, Ken?"
Ken Jennings: "Uh, what is a Mustang that ricers may finally have a chance against?"
Alex Tribek: "That is correct. We also would have accepted "What a Camaro owner is still envious of?", or "What is "The Ford I'd rather push?"", or "What is the car I'd still rather own, than any other?".
"Congratulations to our Champ. It's easy to see why he's the longest reigning Champ ever, here on Jeopardy!"
* ding *
"Yes, Ken?"
Ken Jennings: "Uh, what is a Mustang that ricers may finally have a chance against?"
Alex Tribek: "That is correct. We also would have accepted "What a Camaro owner is still envious of?", or "What is "The Ford I'd rather push?"", or "What is the car I'd still rather own, than any other?".
"Congratulations to our Champ. It's easy to see why he's the longest reigning Champ ever, here on Jeopardy!"
#392
Last one, I promise.
For now.....
*voice over* "On this episode of PINKS!"
"Ok. So, in these negations, you've asked for, and have been graciously granted the following stipulations for the next race:
No engine.
No tires.
No steering wheel.
No fuel.
No seats.
Perhaps most importantly, no driver.
Now, is there anything else you're looking for here?"
"Yes, Rich there is."
"Ok, what's that?"
"Well, I'd like him to still have a 20 car length lead on me. I mean after all, I'm looking for a fair race here, just as much as the next person."
"Well, I guess this just goes to show, Mustang owners really are good sports after all. Alright, you heard him. Pull the "Rice Mobile" up to the 20 length lead spot."
"Now, LET'S RACE!!!"
For now.....
*voice over* "On this episode of PINKS!"
"Ok. So, in these negations, you've asked for, and have been graciously granted the following stipulations for the next race:
No engine.
No tires.
No steering wheel.
No fuel.
No seats.
Perhaps most importantly, no driver.
Now, is there anything else you're looking for here?"
"Yes, Rich there is."
"Ok, what's that?"
"Well, I'd like him to still have a 20 car length lead on me. I mean after all, I'm looking for a fair race here, just as much as the next person."
"Well, I guess this just goes to show, Mustang owners really are good sports after all. Alright, you heard him. Pull the "Rice Mobile" up to the 20 length lead spot."
"Now, LET'S RACE!!!"
#393
"all she needs is a big block baby!"
#394
Whitney Houston's new crack house
#395
included in this one time offer is a rusted out trailer and a free mullet
#396
*not to be confused with camaro
#397
The only thing older than these comments is this car
#398
I got a perfectly fine trade... man ill miss my wife
#399
Originally Posted by WikidStang
I got a perfectly fine trade... man ill miss my wife
Please?
I'll give you another Mustang if you'll just...PLEASE...TAKE...HER...BACK!!!!!!!
#400
even trade...sorry
#401
Still faster then my V6...
#402
He had enough nos to blow himself up, now he's over nighting parts from Japan.
Sorry TF&TF 3 is on my mind unfortunatly.
Sorry TF&TF 3 is on my mind unfortunatly.
#403
"hit the nawzzz too hard and blew the welds on the floorpan!"
#404
Geez this is gettin long!
#405
house in picture background. 50,000 dollars....
steel mustang frame...priceless...LITERALLY.
steel mustang frame...priceless...LITERALLY.
#406
lol everyone should just stop trying. Nothing personal but they arent gonna get any better
#407
Originally Posted by dannyb785
lol everyone should just stop trying. Nothing personal but they arent gonna get any better
Hey Danny this is what your car is going to look like by the end of the night
#408
Yeah..um was there a recall that I need to talk to Ford about?
#409
Overhaulin? More like Haulinover to the junkyard.
#410
I told Shambles not to "Evil Kenieval" through the flames but nooo!
#411
yeah the civic guy called said to cancel the race, said his nos wasnt working.:clap:
#412
"this thread sucks"
#413
"why ford didnt name the Mustang 'the puma' "
#414
Originally Posted by spike_africa
"this thread sucks"
#415
I Think I can. I Think I can.
If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
#416
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't
#417
Don’t worry it has airbags.
#418
This is what the driver said before he got on his car
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
#419
Originally Posted by Must See
I Think I can. I Think I can.
If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
I like that! Its all true....
#420
well thank you very much