Originally Posted by slappy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank God! Ive been trying to get her to go away, she keeeps following me around like a mangy mutt beggin for tablescraps. My problem is i hate breaking up with girls.

Oh, Springsstang, i meant to tell you, i sold you to a nice chinese couple over the black market, see, i can do this because your mom pushed me into adopting you so i went ahead and got it approved. Anyways, as i said, i sold you for 42 dollars and might say i got the better end of the deal.. Your new parents should be picking you up sometime this weekend. Your new name will be Jon Chow Yang.

Have fun ya red commie!

NO MUSTANG FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yah. and since i adopted you.... yer grounded.