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Old 12-13-2007, 08:31 AM   #24 (permalink)
StreetRacer
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Originally Posted by krazypony View Post
At least your palms will get a rest, and maybe actually have someone else do the deed for you, hell a nicer side of you might actually come out.
we're puttin the cart before the horse krazy....this is gonna be the first date...really how many people think they'll be a second date? my money is on her doin the "emergency phone call routine" after the first 10 minutes...(you know...where you have a friend call you with a bogus emergency to give you an out)

her: hi
him: hello
her: so what do you do?
him: lets order
( they order a bs burger )
her: so nice to finally meet you in person...this is a nice place...uh...white castle is one of my favorites...cough cough
him: yeh...except for all the stupid people...i hate people...your breasts are big..heh heh...heh heh heh
her: check please


either that or he kills her and chops her up in the parking lot...lol
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