the SPODIE:
1 bottle dark rhum
1 bottle Canadian VO
1 bottle Blodka
1 bottle Bourbon
2 bottles Lucky Lager
2/3 bottle pink champagne
6 assorted colors of Kool-Aid
1lb kiwi fruit smushed
1lb seedless grapes, cut in half
1 mystery fruit (the black fuzzy sorta-mighta-used-to-be-a-plant-of-some-kind thing behind the fruit drawer that's warm despite being in the fridge for God knows how long. Fruit with personality is best)
1 5 gallon water bottle.
Add all ingredients together. Remove the shelves from your fridge and let it sit in the 5gal jug in the fridge until it changes color at least once. After that, each color change is a sign that it's getting more potent. The fruit at the bottom is mildly hallucinagenic. 1 small coffee cup of the SPODIE is enough to put most people into a cartoon world that lasts for several hours.
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