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03-29-2006, 05:09 PM

Sorry to hear about it Xpaenexaeneaxxex

Here's a real crap thing that happened to me, i guess its kinda funny now, wasnt funny then.

I joined the USAF in march of 1996. By october of 1996 i was in Japan.

I started dating this girl Leslie. She was totally hot, real cool, and i was having a great time.

Dec 24 1996.
First year away from home on christmas. Feeling down and homesick. I went to see leslie and she promptly tells me she is breaking up with me. Damn. On Xmas Eve.

It gets worse.

One of the guys i work with calls me up, he is having an xmas party and wants to make sure im gonna be there. Well, i was single, diddnt wanna spend xmas alone so i said yeah. Meanwhile i ran into a couple friends, they asked what i was doing and i told them i was gonna hit the party, but to drop by the barracks at 8pm and we would all go out drinking.

Dec 25 1996. Worst day of my life.
First Xmas away from home and my girl had dumped me the day before. I was pretty down. So i go to thiss party, and i see Dave. Dave was a guy i knew. Sitting on daves lap with her tounge shoved halfway down his throat? You got it. Leslie. The girl who had dumped me the day before. Ouch, thats the old punch in the gut feeling.
First Xmas away from home, got dumped, now she is making out with some dude at the Xmas party

Gets worse too.

So we had a secret santa exchange. And guess who drew my name? Thats right. The asshole with my girl sittin on his lap suckin on his neck.

I get a bag, open it up, and WHAM. Bottle of Vasoline, some tisssue paper, and a playboy.

Holy crap. Talk about PWNED! This guy has my girl and bought me some beat-off material. Everyone laughed, i tried to. With my girl on his lap. Suckin his neck, on Xmas, away from home.

So i ended up leaving, went back to the barracks. Waited for my friends to drop by and get me. They never showed.

So i spend Xmas of 1996 humiliated, alone, depressed, angry, single, stood up.

Did i make use of his gift? Sadly. Yes i did.

Worst day of my life there.

That doesent compare to my buddy tim though. He Found out his girlfriend's cancer returned and is extremly aggressive, she has 3 years left. Later that day his mother called him and told him his brother had cancer and the outlook is not good. Later on still his ferret is having some kind of trouble, he takes it to the vet. Yup. Cancer.

Ouch.

03-29-2006, 05:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	Sorry to hear about it Xpaenexaeneaxxex Here's a real crap thing that happened to me, i guess its kinda funny now, wasnt funny then. I joined the USAF in march of 1996. By october of 1996 i was in Japan. I started dating this girl Leslie. She was totally hot, real cool, and i was having a great time. Dec 24 1996. First year away from home on christmas. Feeling down and homesick. I went to see leslie and she promptly tells me she is breaking up with me. Damn. On Xmas Eve. It gets worse. One of the guys i work with calls me up, he is having an xmas party and wants to make sure im gonna be there. Well, i was single, diddnt wanna spend xmas alone so i said yeah. Meanwhile i ran into a couple friends, they asked what i was doing and i told them i was gonna hit the party, but to drop by the barracks at 8pm and we would all go out drinking. Dec 25 1996. Worst day of my life. First Xmas away from home and my girl had dumped me the day before. I was pretty down. So i go to thiss party, and i see Dave. Dave was a guy i knew. Sitting on daves lap with her tounge shoved halfway down his throat? You got it. Leslie. The girl who had dumped me the day before. Ouch, thats the old punch in the gut feeling. First Xmas away from home, got dumped, now she is making out with some dude at the Xmas party Gets worse too. So we had a secret santa exchange. And guess who drew my name? Thats right. The asshole with my girl sittin on his lap suckin on his neck. I get a bag, open it up, and WHAM. Bottle of Vasoline, some tisssue paper, and a playboy. Holy crap. Talk about PWNED! This guy has my girl and bought me some beat-off material. Everyone laughed, i tried to. With my girl on his lap. Suckin his neck, on Xmas, away from home. So i ended up leaving, went back to the barracks. Waited for my friends to drop by and get me. They never showed. So i spend Xmas of 1996 humiliated, alone, depressed, angry, single, stood up. Did i make use of his gift? Sadly. Yes i did. Worst day of my life there. That doesent compare to my buddy tim though. He Found out his girlfriend's cancer returned and is extremly aggressive, she has 3 years left. Later that day his mother called him and told him his brother had cancer and the outlook is not good. Later on still his ferret is having some kind of trouble, he takes it to the vet. Yup. Cancer. Ouch.